Elsa the Demon Cat-- WITH BREAD ON HER FACE.

Well, folks, it is now officially spring break and I'm going home where the trash pickins will be slim.  BUT, the upshot of leaving for the week is that everyone gets rid of all the food they don't want to leave in their dorm.  I managed to score this HUMONGO loaf of bread.

There's nothing quite like cradling 500 trillion servings of carbs in your arms.  Mmmm.

You're probably thinking, what can one do with so much bread?!  Well, lemme tell ya.  You EAT it.  And when you can't possibly eat any more, you decorate your cat with it.

Several months ago, some moron decided it would be hilarious to put a piece of sliced bread on his cat.  And just like that, a meme was born.  My roommate, Mady, recently discovered the thousands of pictures of breaded cats on the internet and laughs hysterically at pretty much every single one.  Cheap entertainment.  So, Mady-- this is for you.  Please enjoy this series of photos from the attempted cat-breading.

Attempt #1: Successful, but I wanted to be the Elsa-holder, so more attempts were needed.

Attempt #2: Elsa figured out what was going on pretty quick and started being difficult.  Here's proof-- A blurry action shot of Elsa ripping through the bread and squirming furiously to get out of my death grip.

Attempt #3: Elsa's hatred for me grows.  Whatever, it's already infinite, what's another couple notches on the ol' hate-o-meter?

Attempt #4: After escaping, Elsa ran madly around the house, but the bread won out in the end.  She looks so pleased.

So, all in all, it looks like it's going to be an eventful week at the Demars household.  The war is on between Elsa and I.  I predict a duel to the death in the near future.