Last night, I walked by the garbage bins, did a double take, and then whooped for joy. Behold, a pair of mega funky galoshes! There are a few holes and rips, but nothing a bit of good ol' ductape can't fix!
Surprisingly, this isn't the first time I've found shoes in the trash. (Right at this moment, I happen to be wearing a pair of black leather boots I found on the side of the road in Stowe. How ironic.) So here are my rules for wearing shoes that you find unexpectedly:
1) Let yourself freak out for a quick sec because YOU JUST FOUND FREE STUFF.
2) Smell them first. Gross, I know, but if they smell like death, I'd advise leaving them where you found them.
3) Put those babies on and do a few hops, skips, and jumps.
4) Be happy and appreciative for the rest of your live-long life.
Perhaps do a plié or two.
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