Glutey-Pants

Time for another unbelievable-but-oh-so-honest-to-god-REAL trash haul.  Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you a whole lotta gluteny trash (insert fancy arm flourish):

Kashi cereal.  The kind that looks and tastes like cat food, but counteracts that with being wicked nutritious or something.  Yuck.  I probably wouldn't have eaten it even if I was able to eat gluten.  Ehh, that's a lie.  it would be gone in a second.

Pretzel twists.  It was actually half full, which you can't tell from this picture.  Oh, and it was opened from the bottom.  I like when people ignore norms.  

7 grain loaf of bread.  Mega glutenous.

A PAIR OF LEGGINGS.  Holy moly WOWEE.  Such a find.