1) It's free cone day at Ben and Jerry's and some mint chocolate chip ice cream sounds fantastic right about now. However; the line is a bajillion miles long (not an exaggeration) aaaand I'm dairy free. So... I guess the length of the line is sort of an inconsequential detail when there's really no point in getting in the line.
2) To make up for my ice cream-less day, I was like "fine, I'll just go get some of that heavenly seaweed salad that I love oh so much." I succeeded in this quest, but halfway through the container, I happened to actually read the ingredients. SOY SAUCE. You wouldn't expect it, but soy sauce has a boatload of gluten in it. I cried. No, I didn't. But there was some serious frowning.
Needless to say, I am not the happiest of campers. But hey, shout out to all my dairy-tolerant friends-- GO GET SOME ICE CREAM, BITCHES.
No comments:
Post a Comment