Late Night Carbs

Picture this: after walking uphill for what seemed like miles and miles, you come back from a party at 2am, freezing cold and still drunkish.  What's the absolute best thing that could happen to you at that point in time?  YOU FIND A LOAF OF BREAD IN THE TRASH, THAT'S WHAT.  Wait, what's better than finding a loaf of bread?  FINDING TWO LOAVES OF BREAD!  Share with your drunk friends, add peanut butter, and you've got yourself a wonderful ending to a wonderful night.  Happy drunk-eating, everyone!