Ya know what's great? Healthy eating. Ya know what's not so great? Drinking brown, foamy vegetables.
My mom's been really into juicing things recently. She pretty much just throws a buncha random shit in a glorified blender and hopes it tastes (and looks!) good-- and usually it does! Today's was a combination of carrots, apples, and kale, I think. But I can't be sure because my mom randomly shoved a glass of it at my face and I obliged, not yet noticing the barfy color.
And then I drank it. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I
ingested that foamy drink that resembles rusty pond water. ...And it wasn't that bad. I had to close my eyes to keep from gagging at the sight of it, but taste-wise it really wasn't as repulsive as it looks.
I thought that that was actual rusty pond water and you were trying to make an environmental statement. This is cool too though.
ReplyDeleteNo environmental statements here, just a few dumb posts about the weird shit I eat. Sorry to disappoint.
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